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Hello, my name is Elizabeth Teets

BELOW IS MY BIOGRAPHY** FOR ANYONE WISING TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME OR HAVE A BIO FOR ME SINCE THEY BOOKED ME ON THEIR FESTIVAL.

**I WROTE IT MYSELF

ELIZABETH TEETS IS A PORTLAND BASED WRITER, COMEDIAN AND FASHIONISTA. SHE IS THE HOST OF QUEENS OF HOLLYWOOD X-RAY FM AND PRODUCER OF THE WOMEN IN COMEDY SERIES ISN'T SHE GREAT AT THE HOLLYWOOD THEATER. HER WRITINGS CAN BE FOUND AT BUNNY EARS, THE HARD TIMES, YES CLASH, AND MORE. HER FIRST ESSAY COLLECTION WILL BE OUT IN 2019. SHE STRIVES EVERY DAY TO MAKE ELLE WOODS AND ALASKA THUNDERFUCK 5000 EQUALLY PROUD. YOU CAN FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER @ELIZABETHTEETS BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY @ELTEETS ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE OUTFITS ARE.